Signs You've Grown Up

1.Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5.You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6.You watch the Weather Channel.
7.Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8.You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9.Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10.You're the one calling the police because the kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11.Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12.You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13.Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14.You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15.Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16.You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17.Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18.Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19.You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20.A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21.You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22.You tune into the easy listening station...on purpose.
23."I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never gonna drink that much again."
24.90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
25.You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
26.You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.

Hallmarks of Felinity by Brooke McEldowney.

deci celor care le plac matzele cel putin cat imi plac mie, sau poseda una... here you go - restu.

minuni dimineata pe carol I

mai, de ce se petrec minuni pe drumurile bucurestene intr-o zi asa de obisnuita de vineri? era doar vreo 8 si ceva. dimineata. mergeam bara la bara, intr-adevar. partea care m-a socat intr-un sens pozitiv a fost ca toti s-au miscat repede. cu alte cuvinte nu s-a stat prea mult la niciun semafor si n-am auzit claxoane. politie - deloc, in intersectiile de regula aglomerate, pe traseul vatra luminoasa - dealu cotroceni. desi aveau cate 7-8 metri in care incapeau lejer, masinile cap-de-coloana au preferat sa ii lase si pe amaratii aia care veneau din stanga si din dreapta sa se bage. ma uitam la soferii care au gandit manevra de a sta... si ma intrebam ce i-a pocnit... si de ce nu sunt claxonati de aia din spate sa se bage in fata pana la refuz. nu sunt eu absurda ca ma mir, nu?

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copiat cu nesimtire de aici

Ma doare mintea.

trebuie sa marchez evenimentul de azi, ca doar am pierdut un concurs, nu e o zi oarecare. e o zi de JOI, fiindca mie numai joia mi se intampla chestii aiurea. fenomenal, nu? ca apoi sa dau sa caut nu stiu ce pe urban dictionary si sa gasesc definitia zilei de azi - "GOAT ROPE". check it our yourselves. la mine se pupa cu faptu ca m-am trezit in ultima clipa sa fac ceva imposibil de terminat.

si mai departe... noapte buna, maine e o noua zi in care sa incerc sa controlez lumea si sa fac pamantu sa se intoarca invers sau cu alte cuvinte sa ma trezesc devreme si sa plec la facultate.